Dear diary Last week mummy bought me a pet rabbit as a surprise for being such a good boy and because she said rabbits are really cute.
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The rabbit is really funny and likes to run around in circles and I have named him Playboy after seeing a picture of a lady in a bunny costume on a magazine that daddy sometimes takes with him into the toilet. For some reason he always spends a long time in there and comes out all red faced and has to go for a sleep-sleep afterwards.
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He first appeared in with a satirical news item about a stray car tyre causing chaos on the streets of Cambridge and since then his efforts have brought forth hundreds of hilarious observations and witticisms about the world we inhabit. From Ju Michael Cargill has established himself as the world's leading authority on all things sarcastic, irreverent, and nonsensical.
From Justin Bieber's diary, to Vladimir Putin reviewing a glass of Coke, to Steve Jobs and Princess Diana speaking from heaven, and living proof that vegetarians are the real hunters, this isn't something anyone should miss out on. Get A Copy. Published August 25th by Smashwords first published August 24th More Details Other Editions 1. Friend Reviews. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Bits of Cargill , please sign up.
Lists with This Book. This book is not yet featured on Listopia. Community Reviews. Showing Rating details. Sort order. Some of my favorites include Beauty Baggins's Horoscopes that just make you shake your head and chuckle for instances:Her Olympic Horoscopes where she thought she'd have a chance to go for walk instead of watching the games. Also her Christmas and New Year's horoscopes shared tiny bits of truth. Another favorite is Nurse Ratched that's right Nurse Ratched.
Her thoughts on everyday life problems make you wonder if she's happy with her lot in life. Nurse Ratched dispensed with harsh critism ans sarcasm against her fellow man or woman.
Honestly she thoughts made me chuckle and shake my head not in disgust or hate but in relief that it wasn't me she was talking too. Like the author's works, he shows great care in weaving a story that is believable, funny, and genuine. My personal on this work is if your in the mood for satire and good shaking of your head kind at some of the nonsense people tell each other and themselves yet don't believe it themselves.
I'm definitely looking for to this author's next book.
Sep 16, A Voracious Reader a. Carol rated it liked it Shelves: anthology , free , humor , e-book , parody. From Goodreads: Michael Cargill has established himself as the world's leading authority on all things sarcastic, irreverent, and nonsensical. Dec 11, Think rated it really liked it Shelves: own-e-book , reads. Michael Cargill is so talented!
How can his writing be so creepy in Underneath and then so hilariously funny in Bits of Cargill? I just don't get it Basically, Bits of Cargill is a ton of little mini stories. My favorite though was the Nurse Ratched Advice Column. Too funny. Her tagline at the end of each insane piece of advice is "And if that doesn't work you should just kill yourself. Oh no For real! I did it to kind of show you how quickly the pace of this book changes and just when it seems there is no way in hell that anything going on is making sense,,, BAM.
Cargill throws in a great one-two punch at the end and nails it every time. I like this guy's style and will definitely be reading more of his work in the future. You go Michael. Nov 12, Emily V rated it really liked it Shelves: Really enjoyed this latest addition to Michael's many book as I have the rest. This one had a differant tone that I wasn't used to from his books but have seen a lot on his blog.
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